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The International ChurchofStan.com
because you're going to die
Some background info


ChurchofStan.com
because you're going to die
Some background info

The Church of Stan is working on mass producing these T-shirts for lower cost.
Until then, we will be making them available on an online vendor

NEW Design your own Devote T
As long as the message is short and we believe it, we'll print it!

the "We Believe:" series
Design your own or
choose from these favorites:

We Believe: A woman's body is a temple
that should be prayed in often

I knelt before Stan,
and he blessed me all over

We Believe: This isn't your reality,
which is good because it's fucked

We Believe: boyfriends get
unlimited boob access

We Believe: people with wine cellars rock

Believe us because we're right
& because you're going to die

email us to order

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